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habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

(Source: habibipalestina)

ps-imadethis:



Turning an everyday staple into a work of wearable art is no sweat. Inspired by the painterly prints of designers like Preen, MSGM and Reed Krakoff, a little dab of abstract floral radness does wonders for a drab old crew neck…so get on board and bring out your inner DIY Picasso, baby!





To create: Insert a piece of cardboard or bristol paper inside the sweatshirt to prevent paint from bleeding through. Soak a kitchen sponge in water; ring out excess, then gently dampen the sweatshirt. Use a wet paint brush to dampen the watercolor paints, then mix onto a plate to achieve your desired colors. Paint the design onto your sweatshirt. Let dry completely before wearing. 

ps-imadethis:

Turning an everyday staple into a work of wearable art is no sweat. Inspired by the painterly prints of designers like PreenMSGM and Reed Krakoff, a little dab of abstract floral radness does wonders for a drab old crew neck…so get on board and bring out your inner DIY Picasso, baby!
To create: Insert a piece of cardboard or bristol paper inside the sweatshirt to prevent paint from bleeding through. Soak a kitchen sponge in water; ring out excess, then gently dampen the sweatshirt. Use a wet paint brush to dampen the watercolor paints, then mix onto a plate to achieve your desired colors. Paint the design onto your sweatshirt. Let dry completely before wearing. 
casual-pancake:

How to flirt
liv-sartori:

I think I give some pretty good advice

liv-sartori:

I think I give some pretty good advice

advice-animal:

Much Smooth, Very Flirt, Wowhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
How do you know if someone is actually flirting with you? When does it go from friendly teasing, to actual flirting? Anonymous

bitchescarsnpie:

Teasing is when they go out n’ buy me a pie from the convenience store. 

Actual flirting is when they get their ass in the kitchen and bake me a pie. 

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  • Flirt: I'd kill you quickly so you won't endure that much pain

asspillows:

In preparation for a first date, coat your entire body in tingly lube. This will ensure that awkward first touch is really memorable.

nellie-sly:

That awkward moment when someone on tumblr you know IRL is like, “I have a crush on a football player” (you go qurl. Aim high.) and you realize you can’t even name two guys on the team.

Yet you can summarize, episode-by-episode, the last 6 series of Doctor Who.

I AM SO OUT OF THE LOOP IN MY REAL…

Just say hey, but have your phone out and if he looks at you weird put your phone up to your ear and look at him weird.

awkwardflirting101:

flirting advice: send him multiple gifs and pics and facts and videos of hedgehogs every so often

sapiosexualravenclaw:

GUYS. I TOLD MY BEST FRIEND THE POTATO THING. “How to pick up guys. Roll a potato with your phone number to them”. She hasn’t done that yet, but she did meet a cute ginger boy at a bar and she gave him a flip flop with her phone number on it. She went on a super all weekend long date with him over the weekend. I’m so proud of her.

asspillows:

diploandfriends said: point to their crotch and wink and lick your lips and go “i want whipped cream on THAT” and then steal the whipped cream for yourself while they’re dumbfounded. i am a good flirt.

basically

say something cute, like ‘i want your dick’

me on giving alex flirting advice. (via fall-onyour-knees)

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